dickfinder:

datrhodie:

Dedicated to all te children who were most likely born from 1995-2003 who spent all their money on the cute cuddley webkinz.
Our vengence has finally come!

I used to just rip the tags off to get the codes so I could play online

jeffreydah-mer:

Q. Was the cannibalism a sexual gratification too?

A. It was. It started out as an experimentation. Made me feel like they were more a part of me.

Q. (That’s interesting.)

A. So it did give me some satisfaction and there was some gratification.

Q. (How would you prepare it?)

A. Uh…on the stove, on the skillet, uh, just like you prepare a regular piece of meat, they’d be, uh, cut into, you know, sizes that were small enough to eat.

Q. (Any other organs?)

A. Hearts, liver, thigh meat, biceps, biceps…

Q. (How did it taste?)

A. Uh…there’s no way of saying it without sounding, uh…gruesome…

Q. (I don’t find it offensive.)

A. Well, it…I, I don’t know how to describe it. You’ve had filet mignon, haven’t you?

Q. Uh huh, that’s one of my favorites.

A. Yeah. Very tender…

Source: Freedom of Information and Privacy Acts, Federal Bureau of Investigation

horroroftruant:

"Video Nasty" VHS Covers (9 Images)

Video nasty was a colloquial term in the United Kingdom popularized by the National Viewers’ and Listeners’ Association (NVALA) to refer to a number of films distributed on video cassette in the early 1980s that were criticized for their violent content by the press, social commentators, and various religious organizations. These video releases were not brought before the British Board of Film Censors (BBFC), which could have censored or banned many of the films, due to a loophole in film classification laws. As a result, this produced a glut of potentially censorable video releases, which led to public debate concerning the availability of these films to children due to the unregulated nature of the market.

Following a moral campaign led by Mary Whitehouse and the NVALA, local jurisdictions began to prosecute certain video releases for obscenity. To assist local authorities in identifying obscene films, the Director of Public Prosecutions released a list of 72 films the office believed to violate the Obscene Publications Act 1959. This list included films that had been acquitted of obscenity in certain jurisdictions or that had already obtained BBFC certification. The subsequent revisions to the list and confusion regarding what constituted obscene material led to Parliament passing the Video Recordings Act 1984, which forced all video releases to appear before the BBFC for certification.

The implementation of the Video Recording Act imposed a stricter code of censorship on videos than was required for cinema release. Several major studio productions were banned on video, as they fell within the scope of legislation designed to control the distribution of video nasties. In recent years, the stricter requirements have been relaxed, as numerous films once considered video nasties have obtained certification uncut or with minimal edits. Due to a legislative mistake discovered in August 2009, the Video Recordings Act 1984 was repealed and re-enacted without change by the Video Recordings Act 2010.

justcallmeyve:

Finding out you can watch an entire season at once:

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Finding out the next season won’t come out til 2015:

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theleftnippleofrichardramirez:

jeff-dahmer:

awesome-mausam:

Normal girls: why are all the attractive guys gay?
Me: why are all the attractive guys serial killers?

Why is the attractive serial killer gay?

lmao fuck yall im out

Bold What’s true

My first name:
A-F
G-K
L-P
Q-Z
I love my name
I hate my name
My name is hard to pronounce
My name is boring
I have a nickname

My age:
I am considered a minor
I am over 18
I am under 13
I am between the ages of 13 and 18
I wish I was older
I wish I was younger
I like my age
I know how to drive
I drink/smoke and I am underage

My appearance:
I have brown hair
I have blonde hair
I have black hair
I have red hair
I have an unnatural hair color
I’ve dyed my hair before
I’ve gotten highlights/lowlights before
I have curly hair
I have straight hair
I have wavy hair
I have frizzy hair
I straighten my hair regularly
I have brown eyes
I have blue eyes
I have grey eyes
I have green eyes
My eyes change color
I use color contacts
I have glasses
I use regular contacts
I got laser eye surgery.
I am under 5’4”
I am over 5’4”
I am under or on 5 foot
I am over or on 6 foot
I love my height
I hate my height
I am happy with my size
I wish i was skinnier
I wish I was a bit larger
I am trying to lose weight
I have gone on fad diets before
I have taken diet pills and laxatives
I have fasted before
I have purged before
I have/had an eating disorder
My shoe size is a 3-5
My shoe size is 6-8
My shoe size is a 9 or above
It’s hard for me to find shoes that fit

Style/Makeup:
I shop at stores like Abercrombie, Hollister, and American Eagle
I shop at Hot Topic
I shop at stores like PacSun and Zumies
I shop at stores like Bloomingdales and Saks
I shop at stores like Forever 21 and Urban Outfitters
I shop at Wal-Mart, Target, and K-Mart
I shop at H&M , Zara , C&A , New Yorker and River Island 
I hate shopping
I love shopping
I own clothes I bought more than 5 years ago
I own a designer purse
I love over-sized tote bags
I hate skinny jeans
I wear high-waisted jeans
Mary-Kate Olsen has good style
I love buying shoes
I own a pair of converse
I love Uggs
I love flip-flops
I get my nails done regularly
I wear perfume
I hate pedicures
I wear fake eyelashes
I wear a lot of makeup
I wear a small bit of makeup
I don’t wear any makeup
I wear eyeliner every day
I wear lipstick every day
I wear lip liner every day
I love Burt’s Bees
I feel uncomfortable wearing mini skirts
I wear a lot of low cut shirts to show cleavage
I like high heels
I can’t walk in high heels
I love wedges
I love jeans
I wear thongs and g-strings
I wear granny panties
I wear regular underwear
I buy all of my bras from Victoria’s Secret
I love Victoria’s Secret’s PINK line

School:
I am in middle school
I am in high school
I am in college/university
I am a high school dropout
I am (was) home schooled
I go to a private school
I’ve been to a Catholic school
I have skipped a grade
I have been held back a grade
I have Honors marks
I am in one or more advanced classes
I am in regular classes
My favorite class is English
I love science
I hate English
I love math
I am currently failing one or more classes
I have straight A’s
I have straight B’s
I have C’s or D’s
I get a variety of marks depending on my course
I love my teachers
I hate my teachers
I want to graduate now
I love high school
I am in band or choir
I am in one or more school clubs
I am in school sports
I am on a Varsity or JV team
I am in drama club

My friends:
I have a best friend
I have multiple best friends
I have many acquaintances
My friends are crazy but I love them
My friends and I do everything together
I have a lot of guy friends
I have equal girl and guy friends
I have had the same best friend since kindergarten
My best friends change like I change my underwear
My friends and I get into many fights


Significant others:
I have a boyfriend/girlfriend
I am single
I have hooked up with one or more guys
I have never been in a real relationship
I am straight
I am gay
I am bisexual/pansexual 
I am asexual/(spectrum) 
I am boy-crazy
I have dated a friend’s ex
I am a virgin
I have had sex before
I have never been kissed
I have had an abortion
I was pregnant in high school
I have/had an STD
I am saving myself until marriage
I am waiting for the right “guy” to have sex with (or other gendered person)
I lost my virginity when I was 13 or under
I love tall guys
I would date someone shorter than me
I focus on personality
I love green eyes
I love blue eyes
I don’t care about eye color
Facial hair is sexy on boys 
Tattoos and piercings are sexy
I love preps
I love nerds
I would date someone in the army

Family:
I love my parents
My parents annoy me
My parents are embarrassing
My parents are strict
My parents are abusive
My parents don’t care what I do
I tell my parents everything
I don’t tell my parents much
I have 1+ brother(s)
I have 1+ sister(s)
I am the oldest
I am in the middle
I am the youngest
I am an only child
I have a sibling in college/university
I babysit my siblings
I love my grandparents
One or more of my grandparents are alive
I have family reunions

Other stuff:
I am pendantic about grammar
I love erasers
Chocolate is sex
I am pro-choice
I am pro-life
I believe in evolution
I believe in creation
I am a Democrat
I am a Republican
I don’t know what I am
I love Bush
I check the computer daily
I use MSN
I love Facebook
I love MySpace
I love Twitter
I love Tumblr
I hate people that TYpE liiKe ThIIs 0r Th!$ oR tHiSsIsSSs
I love Chinese food

(Source: allydiafeels)